sixteenth bubble; text/action for pewter. BACKDATED TO THE 2ND/yesterday.

[timelymaid]

no :(
this is entirely unfair!
ive been waiting to go to the museum in pewter ever since john told me about it on day one
and then jade gave me that book for christmas
and i planned it all out so i could come and see it after all of the fossil things!
this was the plan!
to go to the museum!

this is so stupid!!

by the way the museum was robbed i guess
and now its closed
and i cant go in

kanaya will you go to mt moon with me i guess we can at least TRY to salvage this

people who rob museums are the worst

[ After sulkily lurking outside of the museum for a little while in the morning, Aradia will be drawing up a plan of attack for Mt. Moon, easily found either at the inn or on a bench outside or at a cafe somewhere. She is not the happiest of campers for once, although her mood will not last long at all. As ever she'll match whatever mode of reply she gets. ]

Comments

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[captainash]

Do they know who's responsible for this? We could try stealing the goods back.

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[timelymaid]

i am not actually sure but i assume its a team rocket thing
i havent known anyone else to steal stuff

without announcing it to the network anyway

also didnt the rockets just steal something else fossil related a few days back? :/
perhaps they are on a fossil kick
which i would normally approve of but come on

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[captainash]

Why would they bother stealing fossils when they practically fell from the sky for a few days?

Seriously, it's a waste of time and resources, and it just gets people angry at them. Besides, with the crazy ones they could at least gauge their strength first. For all they know they'll end up with the sick runts of the pack.

[He might be a pirate, but he has standards.]

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[timelymaid]

honestly im not sure most rocket plans make sense
at least not the ones ive lived through
have you had a different experience?

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[captainash]

Not really. Setting Sprout Tower on fire didn't make much sense either, and poisoning Christmas cookies is just petty.

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[timelymaid]

ugh those cookies

[ Don't remind her. ]

honestly they seem to lack a cohesive organizational structure if their schemes are anything to go by
or if they have that their schemes just plain dont make sense to me on the whole?

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[captainash]

I imagine trying to control and direct a group of criminals like that would be like herding cats.
Except all the cats have their own armies of loyal cats that can set things on fire.
A cohesive organizational structure can't fix everything.

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[timelymaid]

hahahaha oh my god
im still upset but that image was just
special
and yeah :/
i would say they dont seem to have much of a structure at all but i am obviously not up to date on rocket knowhow

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[captainash]

That's too bad. If one of us was up to date we'd probably know who was responsible by now.
Maybe we'd even have them tied up in a basement, ready for interrogation.

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[timelymaid]

yeah true
though what would we ask?

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[captainash]

What did they do with the fossils? Why did they steal them in the first place? Why the dig site? What the hell were they thinking?

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[timelymaid]

all good questions
though i half assume the reason is
"because"

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[captainash]

Maybe that "because" will be followed by "we were drunk and it looked fun".

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[timelymaid]

that would actually make so many things make sense its silly

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[captainash]

Half of history can probably be explained with that sentence, sadly.

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[timelymaid]

this is why i avoid human soporifics
and troll soporifics for that matter

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[captainash]

Having a drink or two is nice, but not when you're wondering what to do for your job or anywhere near weapons.

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[timelymaid]

maybe someday i will try it
i just havent had any interest as of yet

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[captainash]

Take your time. It's not like all the bottles in the world are going anywhere.

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[timelymaid]

sage advice
ill let you know how it goes if and when it does :p

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[captainash]

After it's done and over with, please. Drunk texting leads to very bad thing.

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[timelymaid]

you have my solemn vow

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[captainash]

Good girl. You have now taken the first step towards protecting your reputation.

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[timelymaid]

a very important thing indeed in pokeworld :p

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[captainash]

Hey, you never know who'll still be there when you come back for the sixth time, ready to tell you all about that one time when you drunkenly tried to hug Bugsy's Scizor.