Technically Vriska killed me via Sollux! I don't blame him for that. Or her. I mean, I did blame her a long time ago, but I never actually blamed him.

[ NO SHE PREFERRED HIS PROBLEMS, THEY WERE LESS TROUBLING. ]

And I just didn't want to assume! Or, well. [ no really can they go back to Karkat's problems ] We should talk about something else. Like soda, or Valentine's. Or eggs! Did I tell you that I'm trying my hand at breeding birds?