[ Wow, give her a moment to savor this. She is SO RARELY the first troll anyone meets. Usually people recognize her right off the bat if she texts too. "oh one of those troll kids, right?" ]

Really? Well, there are others, and they're sort of loud, but...there are a lot of people here, so that's not too surprising! Suffice it to say we come from a planet called Alternia, not Earth.