[Since John is currently riding downhill with both hands on the handlebars of his bike, he really can't text right now. Instead, he seems to have somehow managed to make his gear float just in front of him so that he can communicate hands-free.]

[Rotoms are fantastic Pokémon, by the way.]

Aww what? That's terrible, what jackasses! I'm sorry Aradia... hopefully the thieves will get what's coming to them and the museum will open again soon.