[Oh gurl, you did not just go there.] Are you kidding? All of my tastes are completely cool and sophisticated. Name one gross thing I like. [He puts his hands on his hips as he walks. Of course, everything you mention will be met with a rebuttal along the lines of "are you kidding? that shit is delicious!" But then again, it probably wasn't a serious invitation.]

[Sollux reaches into his pocket and tosses out a Pokéball, revealing a (surprise surprise) Claydol.] I got this one when I started... and I may or may not have named her after you, eheheh.