No, I'm not! I normally look more alien than I do, so it'd normally be obvious, but...well, anyone who comes here is automatically turned into a human. It's a game mechanic, I think.

[ SHRUG. And that's puzzling, but a world without birthdays is probably definitely a Thing. ]

Oh, really? I've met a few people who say that's the case. Well...do you want to pick one? You may as well have one, really!