The day that you stop being morbid is the day that I take cover in fear of the pod people or whatever the hell the Poké equivalent is.

[ and hey. at least Karkat had offered. that's all he can do. ]

Just because you're not angry at him doesn't mean he doesn't think shit is up. Then again, I don't really know myself? It was just clear he was getting the thing for you and he's not the type to do anything of the sort with that amount of determination unless he thought he fucked something up.

Or was challenged to.