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this is rather odd!!
i had actually expected to be somewhere else
other than where i am currently i mean
dream bubble travel is not a precise science but i am usually much better at it
as in i normally go where i am meant to go!

although logically speaking if i am here i am meant to be here
it is just that i thought i was meant to be elsewhere
this isnt even a dream bubble

and while my new companion is very sweet i find that i am missing
everyone
since we were more or less all there just a little while ago
i am also missing my horns and my general biology
and i believe this woman is claiming to be my human lusus??
she is quite nice regardless of the fact i do not remember her
which i feel a little bad about so i pretended i did
and she gave me this!!!

i have not had to ask for directions in a very long time this is very nostalgic
so i hope i am doing this properly!!
if anyone can offer up more information that would be lovely :)

my companion and i will continue to get to know one another in the meantime!!
oh and this is aradia
megido
if that is important

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flying humans

don't tell me they sprouted wings and became para humans or something! that just sounds stupid.

but i guess there was that one time mario got the wing cap.
and the cape
and the raccoon suit

... okay, maybe they can fly sometimes, but that's not the point! the point is, we shouldn't have to lose our greatness just to be another fleshy human. you'd almost think this place has a shortage on plumbers or something

also what's with all the people not knowing about koopas? i spent decades trying to build up a reputation for being a grade-A final boss and suddenly nobody's even heard of my army?

[... well.

okay. He can roll with that.]

koopas are like turtles only ten times more threatening

and I'M even more threatening, being their king and all
Horns, a spiky shell, and flame breath tend to do that! having some muscle on my side doesn't hurt either

so thats a normal thing then
i see
but everyone seems to be okay so i dont mind my strange lack of time
or direction
although its weird to be doing something that is not necessary or fated i usually have more to go off of

its not really a bad weird though

no they just became god tiers
what is a para human
also what do plumbers have to do with anything i think i have gotten lost
this conversation has really just gotten away from me

i normally have horns too although i do not breathe fire
or have a shell
i am usually a troll

i do not suppose you have heard of trolls?
we seem to be from alternate universes at the very least

MAYBE.
IT'S NOT REALLY SO BAD WHEN YOU GET USED TO IT.
JOHN, ROSE, AND VRISKA HAVE BEEN HERE A LONG TIME.
I HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A HALF A SWEEP.

o_o
time shenanigans indeed!!

well it is nice to speak to you regardless
so john and rose and jade are here
and you and gamzee and sollux and eridan and vriska and nepeta and equius
am i missing anyone

JAKE IS HERE.
SO IS DAVE.

...doomed johns?
i have to admit i do not like the sound of those!
but anyway, i have no idea why you are here. nobody really has any idea why any of us are here it is just something that kind of happened.
but there are lots of things that you CAN do, if you want to.
i know trolls don't have pokemon but tavros mentioned something called fiduspawn which has a similar concept, from my understanding.
basically you just raise a bunch of monsters. you can pit them against each other in battle if you want or breed them. depends on what you want to do.
though johto seems to nudge us one way or the other when we arrive.
breeders receive different things in their backpack than trainers. but it's not like it's set in stone or anything, you can do whatever you feel more comfortable with.
or you can choose to do neither and just...travel for traveling's sake.
basically: you have options.

i have minions with wings. paratroopas, paragoombas, that sort of thing. it's sort of a suffix you throw on there to distinguish them from their wingless bretheren!

also i've had lots of unpleasant experiences with plumbers
the only other human i can think of is princess peach but she's less stupid and more stubborn
i mean really you'd think she'd warm up to me sooner or later, but nooo. it's always 'mario, save me!'

... right. anyway. universes.

that makes more sense i guess. that smithy punk came from another universe anyway.

but we don't have trolls in the mushroom kingdom or anything so i GUESS we're even

is jake one of the people you are going to meet in the new session
the name is unfamiliar

YEAH, HE IS ONE OF THOSE LOSERS.
HE SEEMS TO BE MORE OF A DIP THAN JOHN IS.

its okay there are less doomed johns than there are mes
its just something you get used to!!
yes that sounds very much like fiduspawn!
i have not played fiduspawn in a very long time
i appear to be a breeder by the way

hm
well i like travelling
and i have no real desire to fight anyone
so perhaps i will do that
or visit my friends

i enjoy having options
that is not a thing i always had

what do you mean by that
does he also get stabbed a lot

JAKE MAKES JOHN LOOK SMART.

so i see you are getting along with the humans swimmingly

DID YOU EXPECT ANYTHING LESS HERE?

yeah, things are usually pretty peaceful here
and most of the pokemon are friendly!

i dont see why you wouldnt be able to!

[That makes Jade wonder something. Something that she's somehow never thought to ask in almost two years of being here...]

what sorts of things do trolls usually eat??

if i say no would that be a bad thing

NOT REALLY.
YOU GET USED TO HUMANS TOO, AFTER A WHILE.
PROBABLY *TOO* USED TO THEM.

what do you mean by too used to them? o_o

It really is pretty pointless. You should probably head to Cherrygrove and train your pokemon partner along the way though.

i think it depends on the troll really
i enjoyed cotton candy though
although i never had it often

SOONER OR LATER YOU WILL ALSO START TO SLEEP AT NIGHT AND DO YOUR SHIT DURING THE DAYLIGHT HOURS.

night and day are pretty relative beyond the veil anyway
i dont mind

Thank you for your advice!

I think I will be travelling for certain. It seems like the best option people have mentioned so far!

Have you been here long?

oh i see!
i suppose i count as a paratroll as well as a fairy then?

do they not fix your plumbing issues or something o_o

yes we seem to be even!
and now i know what koopas are
so we are more than even!

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sorry to the tworld