timelymaid | first bubble; text.

this is rather odd!!
i had actually expected to be somewhere else
other than where i am currently i mean
dream bubble travel is not a precise science but i am usually much better at it
as in i normally go where i am meant to go!

although logically speaking if i am here i am meant to be here
it is just that i thought i was meant to be elsewhere
this isnt even a dream bubble

and while my new companion is very sweet i find that i am missing
everyone
since we were more or less all there just a little while ago
i am also missing my horns and my general biology
and i believe this woman is claiming to be my human lusus??
she is quite nice regardless of the fact i do not remember her
which i feel a little bad about so i pretended i did
and she gave me this!!!

i have not had to ask for directions in a very long time this is very nostalgic
so i hope i am doing this properly!!
if anyone can offer up more information that would be lovely :)

my companion and i will continue to get to know one another in the meantime!!
oh and this is aradia
megido
if that is important

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flying humans

don't tell me they sprouted wings and became para humans or something! that just sounds stupid.

but i guess there was that one time mario got the wing cap.
and the cape
and the raccoon suit

... okay, maybe they can fly sometimes, but that's not the point! the point is, we shouldn't have to lose our greatness just to be another fleshy human. you'd almost think this place has a shortage on plumbers or something

also what's with all the people not knowing about koopas? i spent decades trying to build up a reputation for being a grade-A final boss and suddenly nobody's even heard of my army?

[... well.

okay. He can roll with that.]

koopas are like turtles only ten times more threatening

and I'M even more threatening, being their king and all
Horns, a spiky shell, and flame breath tend to do that! having some muscle on my side doesn't hurt either

no they just became god tiers
what is a para human
also what do plumbers have to do with anything i think i have gotten lost
this conversation has really just gotten away from me

i normally have horns too although i do not breathe fire
or have a shell
i am usually a troll

i do not suppose you have heard of trolls?
we seem to be from alternate universes at the very least

i have minions with wings. paratroopas, paragoombas, that sort of thing. it's sort of a suffix you throw on there to distinguish them from their wingless bretheren!

also i've had lots of unpleasant experiences with plumbers
the only other human i can think of is princess peach but she's less stupid and more stubborn
i mean really you'd think she'd warm up to me sooner or later, but nooo. it's always 'mario, save me!'

... right. anyway. universes.

that makes more sense i guess. that smithy punk came from another universe anyway.

but we don't have trolls in the mushroom kingdom or anything so i GUESS we're even

oh i see!
i suppose i count as a paratroll as well as a fairy then?

do they not fix your plumbing issues or something o_o

yes we seem to be even!
and now i know what koopas are
so we are more than even!

sure, knock yourself out

and they did much worse than that! they dared challenge my power and thwarted my schemes more times than i could count! always rushing in to save the princess
but i became invincible so it's not like they can do anything to stop me NOW!

good! everyone should know the greatness of the koopa troop

oh although i am no one's minion :)

what schemes were those
i mean im not clear on that part still

that sounds like a band name
are any of your friends here?

first bubble; text.

this is because he saw aradia's beautiful text and decided he would make AWESOME bowser text. yes.

what has she done

she has unleashed a work of beauty and stupidity. mostly the latter.

sorry to the tworld

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