don't tell me they sprouted wings and became para humans or something! that just sounds stupid.
but i guess there was that one time mario got the wing cap. and the cape and the raccoon suit
... okay, maybe they can fly sometimes, but that's not the point! the point is, we shouldn't have to lose our greatness just to be another fleshy human. you'd almost think this place has a shortage on plumbers or something
also what's with all the people not knowing about koopas? i spent decades trying to build up a reputation for being a grade-A final boss and suddenly nobody's even heard of my army?
[... well.
okay. He can roll with that.]
koopas are like turtles only ten times more threatening
and I'M even more threatening, being their king and all Horns, a spiky shell, and flame breath tend to do that! having some muscle on my side doesn't hurt either
this is because he saw aradia's beautiful text and decided he would make AWESOME bowser text. yes.
don't tell me they sprouted wings and became para humans or something! that just sounds stupid.
but i guess there was that one time mario got the wing cap.
and the cape
and the raccoon suit
... okay, maybe they can fly sometimes, but that's not the point! the point is, we shouldn't have to lose our greatness just to be another fleshy human. you'd almost think this place has a shortage on plumbers or something
also what's with all the people not knowing about koopas? i spent decades trying to build up a reputation for being a grade-A final boss and suddenly nobody's even heard of my army?
[... well.
okay. He can roll with that.]
koopas are like turtles only ten times more threatening
and I'M even more threatening, being their king and all
Horns, a spiky shell, and flame breath tend to do that! having some muscle on my side doesn't hurt either