fourth bubble; text. LATE MORNING/EARLY AFTERNOON.

[timelymaid]

jake jane or someone else
would you please feed everyone and exercise them maybe
at least for today
i will pokesit for you in return later on
and also there is a resteraunt
thats not how you spell that
restorant
no
whatever
there is an eating place across from the inn
take that spelling
right an eating place
which will be expecting me for the evening shift
could someone please convey to them that i will not be in attendance
why can i spell attendance but not the other word
i would do these things myself but i do not think vertical is a direction that agrees with me currently
is vertical a direction
maybe its more an orientation
why can i spell everything but the eating place word
this is stupid nevermind about the vertical parts or the spelling parts just mind about the other parts

Comments

[viiru2alert]

[...Welp.]




what magiikarp

ii dont have a magiikarp

[timelymaid]

sollux captor!!
are you seriously lying to me
if terezi were here i would have you put before the court
terezi being the court

[viiru2alert]

tz2 court ha2 no jurii2diictiion here, aa.
they kiind of have actual court2 for that.
be2iide2, iim not lyiing.

[timelymaid]

i dare you to say that to her if and when she comes here
please alert me beforehand so i can see the results
hmmmm
very well but if you are lying
we will have words
and they will involve emoticons

[viiru2alert]

challenge motherfuckiing accepted.

[timelymaid]

now i want her to get here soon

[viiru2alert]

yeah ii wouldnt miind haviing tz around eiither, two be hone2t.
iid at lea2t liike to 2ee what 2he named her pokémon.

[timelymaid]

oh wow
thinking about it she would have some really interesting names probably
based on her scalemates

[viiru2alert]

yeah.
watch her 2tart tryiing two hang them liike 2calemate2 two, eheheh.

[timelymaid]

i wonder what the legal ramifications are of that here
i dont get the human justice system 100% but at least half of our friends seem determined to do things against it

[viiru2alert]

doe2 johto even have a ju2tiice 2y2tem?
ii ju2t thought that everyone ii2 automatiically a good per2on here unle22 theyre iin team rocket.
and then they cant do anythiing riight.

[timelymaid]

well you get jailed if you leave work before a week is up
so i assume theres some sort of justice system
even if it doesnt seem to do much about team rocket

[viiru2alert]

fiive poké 2ay2 tz ii2 goiing two try and reform the whole damn thiing before 2he2 even here for a month.

[timelymaid]

im not taking that bet
then i would have to give you five pokemon

[viiru2alert]

not fiive pokémon, fiive uniit2 of currency.

[timelymaid]

if thats the case i really might as well wire you five units right now

[viiru2alert]

....

two late two make iit fiive hundred?

[timelymaid]

nice try

do you need five hundred for some reason

[viiru2alert]

two purcha2e my2elf a you triied kettle.

[timelymaid]

you have to earn that kettle sollux
sorry to say


[ She does wire him five pokeyen, though. DON'T SPEND IT ALL IN ONE PLACE. ]

[viiru2alert]

damn.

[He will treasure it forever.]

[timelymaid]

you tried
but not hard enough to earn a star

[viiru2alert]

ii gue22 iill ju2t be 2tarle22 forever.

[timelymaid]

im sure youll earn one eventually
someday

[viiru2alert]

wweh