timelymaid | twelfth bubble; video/action for wherever. FOURTH WALL.

[ Aradia's flipped back into "normal" mode, i.e. being a troll - mostly. She's flickering between each version of herself without any real rhyme or reason, although she normally won't flip in a conversation. Therefore people may come across a) Aradia the fairy time-skipping troll, b) Aradia the ghost, c) Aradia the frog spirit, or d) Aradia the robot. She is also sometimes e) still Routeanized human. Depending on which she is at any given time she may or may not have different speaking quirks and personalities - or a lack thereof.

It's sort of a headache, but she's used to juggling things like this anyway. Feel free to catch any of them at any time in any place because why not.

When she turns on video, she's a fairy time-skipping troll as per usual. ]

This again? I wonder how much we'll remember, and how much we'll forget. Either way, this is what I meant by "troll", to those of you who asked. [ A smile, wide and open. ] If you remember, now you'll know!

This really is my favorite form. I've been...hiccuping? I don't know what you'd call it, but this is the best one!

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hello! :D
im afraid im rather hard to scare
although youre welcome to give it a go!
and holding my breath hasnt helped :(

:D < hmmm.
:D < that is a shame.
:D < these sound like very stubborn hiccups.
:D < perhaps i will still make an attempt to scare you though. when you least expect it.
:D < or at the very least, maybe just surprise you.

:D < so who are you anyway?
:D < i thought everyone died when the meteors hit.
:D < but you are the third troll now that i have seen!
:D < so clearly this was not the case.

you are welcome to try!
but i might surprise you instead

and i could say the same
but i think actually that was the case
speaking as an expert i would say we are from different time streams
or perhaps different universes even :D
im aradia megido
who are you?

:D < you are welcome to try!
:D < i doubt you will succeed.
:E < because it is very hard to surprise a pranking master!!!

:D < the daeved human mentioned something about different universe.
:D < errr...dave. i supposed was his human name.
:D < a universe where we are human which still sounds bizarre to me but clearly he is not lying.
:D < but i guess that can be more than one alternate universe.
:D < this is getting confusing. and also stupid.
:D < my name is jhovon ekbert.

hmmmmmmm
well well have to see!!!!
i have the advantage of time

hahahaha oh gosh i know who you are
i suspected when you said pranking master
but i absolutely know
hi john!
or jovon i mean
i am going to find you if you dont mind because this is something i have to see
:D :D :D
also i dont know why youre bothering being confused
youve played sgrub havent you
or did you not
either way confusing is pretty much normal and you should embrace it!

:D < oh goddammit not you too.
:D < are ALL of you from this alternate backwards universe with human me???

:D < i played sgrub though, yes. but there was no universal jackassery there!
:D < only time and that was daeved's thing, not mine.
:D < wait... you're coming to find me?

[Wait what? How? Bwuh?]

yes me too!
and i happen to be very fond of john egbert
and our universe :p

are you sure
and yes dave and i or daeved and i are of the same type
and yes!!!
i have my abilities right now so i may as well use them 8)

:D < ok, i am not sure what is so likable about him but that sort of seems to be the general consensus.
:D < even human rosari likes him, which just goes to show how truly backwards your universe is.
:D < but he just seemed like an idiot to me.

:D < in more ways than one, apparently.
:D < he is also a rustblood. it's kind of funny, really.
:D < those with the least time out of all of us get it as their aspect.
:D < but anyway, even if you do find me...
:D < you will have to...
:D < catch me first!!!

[He has the wind on his side, Aradia. A sneak attack may be in order. Right now he's just floating around somewhere...let's say Cerulean because he liked the sound of that one. Because blue is pretty much the best color. Finding him should be quick work for a time player.]

it is just the quality of johnness i think
hes a very likeable person
very trustable!
even karkat agrees and karkat is karkat

is that a challenge sir jhovon
i do believe it is
in that case
let the games begin!

[ A sneak attack? She's totally okay with that. And while the wind is on Jhovon's side, time is on hers.

For the first time in memory, Aradia Megido spends her time abilities for the sake of a simple prank.

She's pretty sure normal John would approve. ]

>:E < yes, let them!
>:E < hehehe.

[Somewhere in Saffron City, John is suddenly struck by an immense sense of pride and he's really not sure why. But it's a good feeling, he's going with it.]

[ John Senpai you noticed her!

Meanwhile in Cerulean, Aradia - all of her - has honed in on the location of a blue-clad troll.

That sounds like John, so she's rolling with it. It is time to attempt a sneak attack via time jumps.

Does this succeed against the epitome of trickery? Y/N? ]

[He did, he did notice her! Even if he didn't realize it.]

[She totally succeeds though. Go Aradia, go. Prank the blue-blood. Make his gambit plummet ridiculously.]

[Wind is really no match for time, let's face it.]

[ OF COURSE NOW SHE HAS TO DECIDE WHAT TO DO...

And she'll just go with the simple choice of timejumping behind him. And maybe pushing his hood over his head, just 'cause. But almost certainly saying: ] Boo!

[ ...it's not the most elaborate prank, but apparently Indy's penchant for popping out of nowhere at people is something he may have learned from Aradia. Whoops! ]

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