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[timelymaid]

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hey this is aradia
i cant come to the gear right now so leave a message
preferably with details about why youre calling
and ill get back to you as soon as possible
thanks!

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text + technical action; 7/26

[voidedrogue]

[ Roxy and Aradia probably aren't that far from each other, wherever they may be. There is literally no reason for Roxy to be texting her instead of just talking to her, let's be real. Maybe she has a good reason? ]

yooo gurl whatcha doin

[ Nope, she doesn't. ]

[timelymaid]

considering where we should bunk down for this severe weather warning
think rose and john want houseguests?

[voidedrogue]

and here i was thinkin we could just stand in the weather and yell at it
even if they dont thatd just be more reason to drop in wouldnt it

[timelymaid]

you can always ask your dancestor if she minds!!
but i think we pretty much have a standing invite
and its been a while
also i have a movie marathon with john to attend

[voidedrogue]

but then we wouldnt be able to surprise them
(not that were aiming for that but we could anyway)
i should think so i mean rly
oh my wouldnt want you to miss that

[timelymaid]

nor would you!
i mean you are invited
should we surprise them then
we could bring them a cake
wait no
johns cake thing
how about we bring them a fruit sculpture i guess?

[voidedrogue]

but do i want to be invited
yes
ooo fruit sculpture
what do we sculpt the fruit into

[ roxy's first thought was inappropriate so she won't suggest that ]

[timelymaid]

um
well lets get two
one for each of them!!
so
a haunter and an omanyte?
a ghost and a tentaclebeast
that should do as an offering to our home owning gods no?

[voidedrogue]

that sounds a+ perfect all the awards
all hail our home owning gods
may their roof protect us from the storm on the whorizon
may they bless us
& accept such a grand gesture of our faith

[timelymaid]

should we bring any other offerings
do you think thats enough
perhaps we should build them a shrine in their household once we arrive
oooh we could find some gingerbread houses to make
even though this is terribly out of season

[voidedrogue]

a shrine is absolutes necessary
theres gotta be some store selling them still gingerbread is delicious
with a frickton of icing obvs
and little gingerbread representives of our gods
with little crowns and those colored candies you put on gingerbread w/e the frick those are

[timelymaid]

we will track one down
i am sure one exists!!
although we should leave like
today
probably
to get there before the hurricane hits haha
we dont want to be flying during it!!!
probably
also yes they need those
arent those gumdrops
i think

8/14 | anonymous text;

[doitrockapella]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

8/14 | anonymous text;

[timelymaid]

[ ...lmao okay SHE CAN DO THIS. ]

[8/14] Anon text

[babel_hacker]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!


> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

9/19; text

[voidedrogue]

knock knock

9/19; text

[timelymaid]

whos there

9/19; text

[voidedrogue]

up dog

9/19; text

[timelymaid]

up dog who?

9/19; text

[voidedrogue]

nothing whats up with you

wait

frick i did it wrong
jokes are hard

9/19; text

[timelymaid]

should i let you start over again

9/19; text

[voidedrogue]

yes
ok ahem

it smells like up dog in here

9/19; text

[timelymaid]

what
or was that in response to up dog who

9/19; text

[voidedrogue]

no it
like youre suppose to go
"whats up dog?"
and then i go
nothin whats up w/ you

it

its a bad joke i tried

9/19; text

[timelymaid]

oh!
oh okay!

haha i am sorry i didnt quite manage the set up

want to go play a joke on some npc would that make you feel better