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Hello, Aradia.
I have an inquiry/business proposal for you, if you're interested.
Please respond as soon as it is convenient for you.

Aradia,
I have a little surprise for you!
I found one while training today and
really, this Pokemon just looked like something
you need to have.

Check your PC in just a moment!

[When Aradia next opens up her PokéGear, she will find a looping GIF of fireworks with accompanying sound effects. Superimposed over it is the following message:]

FUCK YOU, ARADIA MEGIDO

[It will loop for three hours. Aradia will not be able to use her Gear or turn it off during this time.]

ARADIA
A R A D I A

PSST

HELLO ARADIA
SUPERSPY ZACK REPORTING FOR DUTY !

SHHH DON'T TELL

[The audio is pretty bad. That's what happens when you're trying to contact people while flying.]

Aradia! Aradia, guess what I am currently doing. Do it! Just guess.

Thank you for the chocolates and card. Expect something in return for White Day.

[ the package is simply two boxes of...well not quite pepero sticks but they look about right. the boxes read: Pokéy Sticks and there's a white ribbon tied around the boxes. There's also a note written on plain paper. ]

Sorry it's not really white ㅋㅋㅋ Happy White Day ^^

hey aradia, did you see that announcement?
about the thing where you send in the secrets?
because if so i need your help with something.

still working on coming up with doom jokes, btw. it's harder than i thought it would be though. :(
like...holy shit, who knew making doom funny would be so hard???

Edited 2013-04-24 20:06 (UTC)

Hello, Aradia. As soon as you are available, I would like to take you up on your offer from a few months ago.

Hey, Aradia. I have something to tell you, so please call me when you're able to?

Hey, Aradia. Are you still going to be in Pewter?

ok, really random question.
when you were a ghost, could you possess people?
dream bubble ghosts didn't seem to be able to but you were a ghost before all that stuff so was it different for you?

[Ishimaru asked and he didn't know but he figured that Aradia MIGHT. You know... having actually been a ghost and all.]

aradiiiaaaaaaa!
hey i don't know if you saw it but jack is doing his haunted house thing all month this month, starting on the 9th.
and it just so happens that the four of us (you know, your humans) will be heading that way anyway for a friend's birthday on the 10th.
so i just wanted to know when a good time was for you to meet up with us in goldenrod for that.
because i have a hard time imagining you would say no to the idea of a haunted house. and jack has given me his word that he'll do his best to do his worst to make sure your first halloween is a memorable one.
so yeah, just let me know. :D

[The nightmares are making Ren worried about his friends. He's not having them, but he wants to make sure everyone else he knows is doing somehow alright...]

Hey, Aradia. How are you?

Hey, it's Shiraishi. I'm heading back to Celadon due to [...] an unexpected change in traveling plans. So if there's anything that needs to be done, I'll be around for a while.

I hope you're doing alright.

Edited 2013-11-02 19:22 (UTC)

['sup, have a Souji suddenly appearing near wherever you're at as of this day.]

This isn't normal...

Hey. I'm going to be a bit MIA from the centre a while as I'm... stuck on Seafoam Islands. I've already asked for help, but it might take a while, haha...

[He sighs.] This is what I get when I only have grass-types with me.

Hey Aradia, give me a call when you can.

Huuuullo. This is a Miss Megido from the Breedin' Center, right? I'm Joker, we've talked a couple times here an' there, bought some eggs from ya.

I was hopin' ta talk business with ya, if ya wouldn't mind!

Hello! Um, Garry told me there was a deal where you could get a free egg if you were a newcomer. I've been in Jhoto before, but I went home, and now I've started over. Does that matter at all? I don't mind paying for an egg if I have to. My name is Ib, by the way!

[ Roxy and Aradia probably aren't that far from each other, wherever they may be. There is literally no reason for Roxy to be texting her instead of just talking to her, let's be real. Maybe she has a good reason? ]

yooo gurl whatcha doin

[ Nope, she doesn't. ]

DON'T READ THIS u will get kissed on the nearest possible wednesday by ur crush. Tomorrow will be the best day ever and u will catch a rare pokemon. HOWEVER IF U DONT FORWARD THIS TO AT LEAST 5 PEOPLE bad luck will rear it's ugly head at u!! THIS IS NOT A JOKE. There are consiquences for ignoring this, u will get chased by 50 beedrills and sprayed by a skuntank!!!!11!

**NOTE** The more people U send this to, the better luck you have!

P.S. I did not make this up, someone sent it to me so I am passing it on!

> ENCRYPTED ATTACHMENT: pory-con-invite.txt

knock knock

[A TYRUNT has been dropped into Aradia's computer!]

Given your affection for now-living fossils, I presumed you'd enjoy the latest arrival in Mahogany... though, thinking about it, you really ought to invest in a muzzle.

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3/14 pidgey mail? idk

text; 4/23 wow i know what month it is....

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