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[timelymaid]

Need to get in touch with Aradia for something that doesn't need a whole post? You're in luck! Leave a comment here and she'll get back to you ASAP.

hey this is aradia
i cant come to the gear right now so leave a message
preferably with details about why youre calling
and ill get back to you as soon as possible
thanks!

Please name the threads with the method of contact [ text / voicemail / call / video / action ] and the date of contact if applicable! Thank you!
CURRENT LOCATION: Ecruteak

Comments

[Text] 01/06

[matini]

Hello, Aradia.
I have an inquiry/business proposal for you, if you're interested.
Please respond as soon as it is convenient for you.

[Text] 01/06 pretty much one minute after she gets the text, yeah

[timelymaid]

hello mom!! :)
i am of course interested to hear what you have to say
and im free right now as it happens

[Text]

[matini]

Excellent!
Well, you're a breeder, yes?
I was wondering if you would mind if we set up a contract between the two of us and mingle our groups' pools of Pokemon?
50/50 share of the profit, of course.

[Text]

[timelymaid]

i am!!
and that idea sounds excellent!!
EXCELLENT even to borrow a quirk
i was actually considering some sort of breeders union to arrange matches
sollux has offered to maybe code an app where we could manually input our pokemon and levels
and compare with other people who input
to locate desirable matches

but for now i do have information on mine and the rest of my groups pokemon :)

[ attached are the egg group and breeding spreadsheets aradia maintains in journal and gear format. ]

[Text]

[matini]

Great!
Now, that is an app I wouldn't mind having on my Pokegear.

My, that's quite an extensive list.
Mine is nowhere near that, at least not now.
I've not yet had the chance to ask Strider about the details on his own Pokemon, but I've done what I could.

[She also attaches egg group and egg move spreadsheets.]

text; jan 13th 1/2

[healium]

Aradia,
I have a little surprise for you!
I found one while training today and
really, this Pokemon just looked like something
you need to have.

Check your PC in just a moment!

[Text]

[timelymaid]

ill absolutely send it your way when its done!
sollux is coding it for me :D

haha well ive been here for
wow
two months or moreish?
time flies

literally in my case hahahaha

[healium]

[When she does get the chance to look, there's a level 11, male Carnivine named "Venus".]

[timelymaid]

jane!
its so good to hear from you :D
actually this is great timing
youll never guess what i accomplished today! :p

and okay ill check in a minute :)

[viiru2alert]

[When Aradia next opens up her PokéGear, she will find a looping GIF of fireworks with accompanying sound effects. Superimposed over it is the following message:]

FUCK YOU, ARADIA MEGIDO

[It will loop for three hours. Aradia will not be able to use her Gear or turn it off during this time.]

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

the fireworks were a nice touch hahaha

[ She probablyborrowed Jake's pokedex in the interim, because Jake is her bff and stole Dirk's pokedex so it's not like he didn't have two. ]

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

who2e pokégear diid you 2teal to fuel your addiicctiion?

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

jakes because hes the best :p
do you feel better now

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

no.

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

you are such a grub sometimes
stop sulking and ill make you something sugary and unhealthy

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

no amount of 2ugar can cure my 2oul from the 2econdhand guiilt ii bear from you.
you 2howed hiim raiinbow.

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

then ill just give jake and dirk the brownies i plan on making
duly noted

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

[hnnnnNNNNNNG]

fiine.
2ee iif ii care.

[HE CARES SO MUCH]

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

[ so sollux how is trolling aradia going for you ]

:)
if you change your mind you know where to find us
eating brownies
without you
brownies with sprinkles

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

ok.
have fun.

[He does know where to find you, and he will be creeping in there to steal all the brownies, all of them.]

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

[ He can try. Aradia's got good reflexes. And if and when he tries to get brownie action his intake will be monitored and she will laugh at him. ]

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

[BUT HE WANTS MOOOOORE]

[pleading puppy-sollux eyes]

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

[ What is this why it seems to be a healthy bowl of soup MAYBE YOU SHOULD TRY EATING THAT FIRST. ]

three hours later.

[viiru2alert]

[Oh look, even BIGGER puppy dog eyes.]

[He's going to have to take off his glasses and clutch at them pitifully, Aradia.]

[Don't think he won't.]

three hours later.

[timelymaid]

[ Oh look she's still pushing that soup at you. Better luck next time, Sollux.

surviving on nothing but sugar is unhealthy >( ]