second bubble; video/action. FOURTH WALL.

[timelymaid]

video;
[ Someone's certainly happy today. Aradia has absolutely no clue what's going on, but she knows when it's going on to exact degrees and she's a god tier troll again. Life is good! Although she's also apparently doing spontaneous teleportation, at least going places is a lot easier! She has all the time in the world.

May as well ask about whatever is happening, even if it's mostly happy. ]

This isn't normal, right? I've been to several different places without staying for very long, and I stopped taking my map out about five stops ago. I don't think I can check them off as places I've been if I only stay for a handful of minutes at a time, right?

Oh, but I'm a fairy again! Well, a troll. [ If that was not incredibly obvious from the video. Gray skin with a reddish tint when she flushes, curling horns, and yellow whites of the eye... ] I missed flying!

Is everyone else doing okay?

action;
[ Alternately, catch Aradia as she's ported through to different places, although you might have to make do with a quick chat. Hopefully she doesn't catch you in an awkward position. She'll eventually end up at Violet City, where she'll be for most of the event. Happy lazy coincidences! She'll be flitting around town and poking at anything interesting and talking to whoever. Indy the Gastly is going to be out and flying with her for the duration of the event, because she pretty much never puts him in his pokeball. ]

Comments

[timelymaid]

I'm an expert, didn't you know?

[ Lies. But she'll toss another piece at him because why not. They're problem children. ]

[viiru2alert]

[He catches that one in his mouth. OH SNAP]

Hmm, what was that about being an expert? Because I'm a fucking boss.

[timelymaid]

[ Wow, competitive much? ...Not like that's a surprise, and she's. Laughing again. ]

Ten points to Mr. Captor, I guess! But you're only a boss if you can repeat that.

[viiru2alert]

Come at me, sis.

[He holds his hands out, grinning with confidence they both know he doesn't have.]

[timelymaid]

[ So mature. Aradia's going to take her time, though, eyeing him very seriously - if Sollux thinks she's trying not to laugh he's obviously dead wrong - before flinging more popcorn his way. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Chomp.]

[Sollux cocks his head smugly.]

[timelymaid]

[ Gosh darn it! Okay, she has to concede here. ]

I guess you are the boss. Do you need that in writing?

[viiru2alert]

Yes. You can ask my secretary for the proper forms to sign.

[timelymaid]

And who is this secretary I'm supposed to ask for forms?

[viiru2alert]

Well, his name is Karkat Vantas, and you can recognize him by the oversized sweaters and butthurt expression.

[timelymaid]

Does he know he was hired in this capacity?

[viiru2alert]

Yeah, probably, he reminds me every day.

[timelymaid]

What do you pay him in? Coding lessons and insults?

[viiru2alert]

Coding lessons, insults, and lisp comprehension.

[timelymaid]

Oh, I think he can understand you fine. He's just Karkat about it.

[ that's an adjective right ]

[viiru2alert]

He could teach an entire college seminar on Karkatting.

[Absolutely.]

you always tag me when I'm logged in tackling tags IT'S LIKE CLOCKWORK AND AMUSES ME

[timelymaid]

He'd probably fail all of his students, though.

I AM SECRETLY A TIME PLAYER DON'CHA KNOW

[viiru2alert]

And bitching him out about it is the real final exam.

time players represent yo

[timelymaid]

You got an A+, of course.

[viiru2alert]

Motherfucker, I got a 105.

[timelymaid]

[ Okay she can't keep a straight face. ]

I'd be worried if you two ever dedicated yourselves to bitching out the same person at the same time.

[viiru2alert]

We did, once.

Dude was in counseling for months. [>:D]

[timelymaid]

I don't think the world is prepared for you to get along all the time.

[viiru2alert]

And that's why we're smart about it.

[He's obviously excruciatingly stupid about it in reality, and so is Karkat. But their stupidity prevents Aradia's scenario from happening; the world is not prepared for them to get along all the time.]

[timelymaid]

[ Actually thinking about it she's really certain the world will never be prepared for that. It's a good thing they're the sort of best friends that can't get along for more than five seconds at a time. ]

Oh, you're brilliant. [ TEASING TONE. ]