sixth bubble; video/action for Violet.

[timelymaid]

[ That’s right, it’s time for another joint post! ...Ish. Aradia is clearly in the frame - she apparently has a pokemon filming with the gear, although which one isn’t immediately apparent - surrounded by a plethora of neatly sorted eggs. Jake is only semi-clearly in the frame, since he is apparently lying down surrounded by some eggs slightly off to the side. He is flanked by two Wigglytuff - one male, one female. The female is prodding him in the face while the male sort of just stares.

Aradia is apparently ignoring the fact that Jake fainted dead away for the time being, because there is Business to attend to and anyway he’ll be fine man. Just ignore him! Unless you, you know, can’t. ]

Hi! This is Aradia, again, and - [ ...Oh, wait, right. She veers away from introducing Jake, since he’s not exactly in a useful state right now. The Wigglytuff are now clearly debating something in the background, the female having given up her poking attempts for lost. ] - as it happens, Jake and I have rather a lot of eggs available right now! I’ll be attaching a text document for download at the end of this with the species spread and basic price points, but if you want something and can’t afford it, let us - sorry, let me know and we can absolutely work something out!

I’ve also sort of got some idea of the things they ought to be capable of, but this is our first batch, so...live and learn! Hopefully I’ll learn a lot from this. Oh, and if you’d like to place an order, just be sure to give your location, too! That’s always really -

[ Her brief explanation is interrupted by an incredibly loud slapping sound as in the background both Wigglytuff execute Wake-Up Slap on Jake.

Oh dear. ] - Tourmaline, Kunzite! [ Aaaand Aradia’s going to check on this after giving a “kill” gesture to whatever happens to be behind the camera. HONESTLY, YOU TWO.

Attached is the aforementioned EGG LIST, which has 139 eggs available. There are still lots left, and as Aradia said - price is negotiable. Now she has to go find some ice for Jake. :| ]

Comments

[hoperaider]

[When Jake is more conscious and not in a state of horrified shock, he's going to rummage around through the eggs and...shoves one of the Blitzle eggs into Dirk's arms.]

[shippingmath]

Uh. Thanks?

[That's kind of a weird way to give a gift.]

[hoperaider]

That's an egg from Robin and Stripes.

[a beat]

You were right, I was wrong. My Emolga is female, not male.

[shippingmath]

Maybe I should name it after it's mother, when it hatches.

[The award for least sympathetic friend ever goes to Dirk Strider.]

[hoperaider]

Don't be like that, Dirk! Isn't it enough that I admitted I was wrong?

[sobbbu why you do this dirk]

[shippingmath]

What, am I not allowed to do something to commemorate the occasion?

[hoperaider]

I don't think that's something that needs to be commemorated....

[shippingmath]

That's because you're not appreciating how hilarious it is.

[But fine, he knows when to stop sometimes.]

It's either that or I give it a racehorse name.

[hoperaider]

Please give it a racehorse name.

[Jake is almost begging Dirk does that.]

[shippingmath]

Really? You didn't seem so fond of Diva's name, after I gave it to him.

[Jake knows that his ponyta is a guy too, right?]

[hoperaider]

[Stare.]

Diva...is a boy?

[shippingmath]

Yes, Jake, my Ponyta is a boy.

[Deadpan.]

[hoperaider]

[Jake covers his face.]

I thought it was a girl.

[shippingmath]

I noticed. You do know that the 'dex will tell you a Pokemon's gender, right?

[hoperaider]

...It does that?

[Holy shit this is a lot to learn in one sitting.]

[shippingmath]

[Facepalm.]

Yes, Jake, it does. It's a useful and very obvious feature, considering some pokemon don't have gender differences, in their appearance.

[hoperaider]

I thought it only gave information on what a Pokemon was and where they might be located!

[shippingmath]

Have you just never fiddled around with it? It's not a hard feature to find.

[hoperaider]

Not really. I fiddled more with the 'gear than the Pokedex.

[shippingmath]

Do it in the future, before we find out you've missed some other critical component. Jesus, dude.

[Dirk shifts the egg in his lap and gives Jake a Disapproving Look.]

[hoperaider]

[Aw, now he's made him feel bad.]

I'll keep it in mind.

[shippingmath]

[Jake, stop making a sad face, he's trying to lecture.]

Yeah, good.

[Topic change!]

How's your head?

[hoperaider]

[No lectures.

Success! Sad face gone!]

What?

[shippingmath]

[He is the best at this.]

Your head. Did you hit it?

[hoperaider]

Um...I'm not sure, actually.

[Will anyone be surprised if he did?]