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hey aradia, did you see that announcement?
about the thing where you send in the secrets?
because if so i need your help with something.

still working on coming up with doom jokes, btw. it's harder than i thought it would be though. :(
like...holy shit, who knew making doom funny would be so hard???

Edited 2013-04-24 20:06 (UTC)

hi john!
i did in fact see the thing
and have been trying to think of secrets i have
i have yet to come up with anything but
what did you need?

right????????
sollux is smug about it too
i can only do time jokes maybe were bound by our elements or something :(
do you have a lot of wind jokes

well i was wondering if you would be interested in helping me out with a prank.
involving the secret thing. and also dave.

are you kidding? wind jokes practically write themselves.
there is just so much to work with.
"hey, john so how did your battle against x gym leader go?"
"oh you could say it was a BREEZE."
no ok, that was a dumb one but i also put 0 effort into it.
and yet it still works.
maybe it's because doom just isn't a very funny topic?

of course i would be!
what do you need me to do

haha right?
and time jokes are just as easy!
like how i am just made of time
yeah i am also not making effort here but
maybe youre right about that
sollux seems capable of making doom jokes though :(

ok, so i am trying to get some other people in on this, we'll see how it goes but basically the idea is to send in an embarrassing secret, pretending to be dave.
nothing like...you know mean just silly.
honestly the less true it is, the better.

sollux can be kind of a doom and gloomy sort of guy though.
so maybe that's why he's better at making jokes about it? maybe you and i are just too upbeat for this form of comedy.

so something like
"i love cheese"
or "at night i transform into a magical warrior and fight evil"
or both?

haha yeah he can be
but he can also be pretty sweet!
i managed to get him to dance with me although he was horrendous at it
and it wasnt at prom
you would think i would be better at doom jokes though i have been doomed at least three times

yes exactly!
just like that. the second one especially, that is a good one.

i have noticed that about him, yeah.
err...well not the sweet part? but that he is not always mr. gloomy.
just some of the time.
he skipped out on prom, didn't he? i didn't see him there, though admittedly i wondered if i just missed him or something.
see, i feel like there's a doom joke to be made right there but i just can't reach it and pull it all together.
you truly have handed me quite the challenge here, aradia.

should i add "using the combined powers of love and justice"
ive seen pokemon sailor moon

oh he absolutely refused to go in no uncertain terms
he was on the island because we got free travel to cianwood yes
but he did not want to go to the party
too many people and too much dancing i think
yeah i know what you mean!
i feel like there's a doom joke on the tip of my tongue and then i never quite manage to make it :(
at least were struggling through together

Edited 2013-04-26 03:16 (UTC)

ahahahaha omfg.
i knew i was right to ask you to help with this. :D

you made sure to tell him what a great time he missed out on, right?
exactly! the joke is sitting RIGHT THERE.
you are right though, yeah. better to struggle together than alone.

Edited 2013-04-26 03:20 (UTC)

aaaaand submitted! :D
im happy to help
do you think many people will use this to troll one another

of course!
i made absolutely sure to let him know what a lovely time kanaya and i had
however i dont think it made an impact but i did have a lovely time
so no skin off my nose etc
always!
i like that part of being here
in that i mean we arent all constantly in different planes of existence but just you know
different regions
with reliable communication devices
so no one has to struggle alone on anything
even silly doom jokes

i will be kind of disappointed if nobody else does, to tell you the truth.
who passes up an opportunity like this i mean really.
though i am looking forward to seeing all of them, joking and serious both.

oh well, his loss.
yes, it is definitely a nice thing about this place.

who knows maybe dave is also planning to troll you!
did you do any serious ones? :o
i think its an interesting game at least

if he does then i will just have to come up with something even better to get him back.
hehehe.
i did a couple of serious ones though, yeah.
though one of them is really obvious and not a secret at all but oh well.

hmmmmmm
could the obvious one be about rose
and your feelings for her

i am exercising my right to remain silent.
you will just have to wait and see. :P

what
why do you have a right to remain silent?
is this a human rule

also if you feel the need to exercise it i think i called it right!

yes, it is a very sacred human rule that we invoke in the event that our answers may incriminate us.
or, in an everyday sense, as opposed to the legal one, we use it when we just don't want to answer a question for whatever reason.
which is what this is.

maybe you called it.
maybe you didn't.
you won't know until tomorrow!

hmmmm
maybe i will use it in the future then!!
if i feel like it might incriminate myself

im actually pretty excited for tomorrow
how many dave secrets did you make

it can really come in handy!

only one.
i thought it would be funnier if more people were in on it instead of me just sending in a whole bunch by myself.
that and i didn't want to like...spam the people who were running this thing.

are there any other human rules i should know about
for conversational weaponry

i made two
because i wanted to participate
and then i made actual seriousish ones
hopefully four doesnt constitute spam

uhh...probably but i can't think of any off the top of my head.
sorry.

hehe, you're probably fine with four.
especially since they aren't all on the same topic.
spam would be like...sending in 20 different ones about dave and how his feet smell. hahaha.

im sure thats the case
and youre not trying to leave me unprepared!
(i know thats actually the case)

did you send in a secret about daves hypothetically smelly feet

it is! come on, would i do that to you?
it's just hard to think of stuff like that without it actually coming up in the conversation.

no, i did not. i sent one in much better.

lets take a minute to remember why were talking here john
ie you asked me to help you prank dave :p
wouldnt it be unwise of me to assume you werent inclined to prank me at some point?

but yes i know what you mean re conversational coming up!

is it also something i should try to spot

well...yes you have a point there.
but there's a difference between purposely setting up a very nice alien girl to flub a conversation to her embarrassment and/or some other terrible consequence because she didn't know any better and pulling a harmless prank on her.
i will probably prank you one day, but it won't be over something like that. because that's more taking advantage of you than pranking you. and that's just mean.

now if you were eridan, that might be a different story.
but you're not and thank goodness for that.

yes. i am quite proud of it, i pulled out all the ironic hipster stops on it. comic sans and everything.
he can't even be mad at me over this.

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