second bubble; video/action. FOURTH WALL.

[timelymaid]

video;
[ Someone's certainly happy today. Aradia has absolutely no clue what's going on, but she knows when it's going on to exact degrees and she's a god tier troll again. Life is good! Although she's also apparently doing spontaneous teleportation, at least going places is a lot easier! She has all the time in the world.

May as well ask about whatever is happening, even if it's mostly happy. ]

This isn't normal, right? I've been to several different places without staying for very long, and I stopped taking my map out about five stops ago. I don't think I can check them off as places I've been if I only stay for a handful of minutes at a time, right?

Oh, but I'm a fairy again! Well, a troll. [ If that was not incredibly obvious from the video. Gray skin with a reddish tint when she flushes, curling horns, and yellow whites of the eye... ] I missed flying!

Is everyone else doing okay?

action;
[ Alternately, catch Aradia as she's ported through to different places, although you might have to make do with a quick chat. Hopefully she doesn't catch you in an awkward position. She'll eventually end up at Violet City, where she'll be for most of the event. Happy lazy coincidences! She'll be flitting around town and poking at anything interesting and talking to whoever. Indy the Gastly is going to be out and flying with her for the duration of the event, because she pretty much never puts him in his pokeball. ]

Comments

[timelymaid]

[ Sollux please. ]

They probably just think we're on a date, don't they? I don't think anyone has been reacting to seeing trolls otherwise, which is a little strange. But then again, so is suddenly being back to normal! There's no reason to glare at people, anyway.

[viiru2alert]

A date?

[Sollux stopped glaring just long enough to look back at her, a little bit confused underneath the perpetual annoyance.]

We're not on a date, are we?

[Child. Child, stahp.]

[timelymaid]

[ Why is he asking her? Aradia...laughs. ] I think for it to be a date one of us has to actually ask the other for it to be a date? Which we didn't!

I think it's just because of our ages, and the humans have the female slash male thing as the norm, so they're assuming? [ Humans Are Weird. ] And they only have the one quadrant, so they think we're on a flushed date, I think?

[viiru2alert]

That. Is fucking weird.

[He glares at them a bit more for good measure, and then -- whaddya know! -- they're at the register. Thank god. He doesn't want to spend any more time with these weirdos than he has to.]

...How about I pay the tickets, you pay the snacks?

[timelymaid]

Stop glaring! [ Honestly, Sollux. ]

And deal!

[viiru2alert]

Why? [...he asks as the ticket salesman gets pretty sassy with that 700 Poké.]

[timelymaid]

[ Really, Sollux. Really? Aradia's giving him a Look, capital letter and all. ] Because you're being silly! It's not as if it matters what anyone else thinks.

[viiru2alert]

Yes it does, but whatever.

[He rolls his eyes and takes the tickets, but stops glaring at everything. Aradia has chastised him successfully.]

[timelymaid]

[ Aradia levels up! ...Except not really, but she does chuckle and go to pay for the snacks. ]

Why does it matter?

[viiru2alert]

'Cause it just does.

[Said through a mouth full of popcorn.]

[timelymaid]

Should I be offended?

[ She's teasing, and is looking at the board to figure out which theater they're heading towards. Okay, this way. ]

[viiru2alert]

Don't ask me! An Aradia's mind works in mysterious ways.

[He's smirking again.]

[timelymaid]

Are you sure that isn't a Sollux's mind?

[ She quashes the impulse to throw popcorn at him, but barely. ]

[viiru2alert]

There is no such thing as a Sollux's mind, singular. There has to be two.

[timelymaid]

Well, his minds are very mysterious too, so there!

[ The impulse can no longer be controlled, so she throws a kernel at him. ]

[viiru2alert]

That, I will accept.

[Pchoo. One piece of popcorn, right back atcha.]

[timelymaid]

And I've decided I'm not offended.

[ They're going to get looks of a different nature if they start an all out popcorn fight, so she'll just attempt to catch that. Ha! ]

[viiru2alert]

Two points for Aradia.

[He would have shouted it out loud, but, well. Movie theater.]

[timelymaid]

I'm an expert, didn't you know?

[ Lies. But she'll toss another piece at him because why not. They're problem children. ]

[viiru2alert]

[He catches that one in his mouth. OH SNAP]

Hmm, what was that about being an expert? Because I'm a fucking boss.

[timelymaid]

[ Wow, competitive much? ...Not like that's a surprise, and she's. Laughing again. ]

Ten points to Mr. Captor, I guess! But you're only a boss if you can repeat that.

[viiru2alert]

Come at me, sis.

[He holds his hands out, grinning with confidence they both know he doesn't have.]

[timelymaid]

[ So mature. Aradia's going to take her time, though, eyeing him very seriously - if Sollux thinks she's trying not to laugh he's obviously dead wrong - before flinging more popcorn his way. ]

[viiru2alert]

[Chomp.]

[Sollux cocks his head smugly.]

[timelymaid]

[ Gosh darn it! Okay, she has to concede here. ]

I guess you are the boss. Do you need that in writing?