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sort of
but only because
and i dont know if you knew this about yourself john but...
you are usually up for talking about things
at length :p
so when you dont want to talk about things its sort of noticeable!
i am not going to make you talk about anything
but i guess i just wanted to point out that if you do want to discuss something or that ever
i will be around to listen
and its okay if it takes time since time is on your side in at least two instances

i have never seen that movie :o
but it sounds really interesting actually
who did he fall in love with
another robot or a person :o

ummmm
no when i asked about holidays i got christmas easter valentines
also a day with trees?

(perhaps we should ask them to explain it)

so what you're saying is...
i'm longwinded? :P
but i guess i just...idk.
i just feel like the world's biggest moron all over again whenever her name comes up.
so i guess try to change the subject because i just don't want to face that fact?
it took me so long to realize she was actually pretty much completely bugfuck crazy and basically a terrible person all around.
but like a dope, i believed that she wasn't really as bad as i thought.
that it was a difference in cultures that my puny human earth brain just couldn't comprehend because our worlds are so different.
but here it was even worse.
because we were moirails and ahahahahahaha.
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.
i thought i was doing such a good job at that. but really i was in way over my head and honestly, probably tangled up in something that i didn't need to be in the first place.
i should have gone with my gut instinct and said "no" when she asked.
but i let her and rose talk me into it, so dope point #2 there.
i don't know what i'm going to do if she comes back here.
just thinking about it makes my face burn with the shame of a thousand bed wetting children.
it sucks having so many feelings invested in a person, only to find out that it was all a mistake and pretty much a waste.

oh the robot didn't fall in love with anybody.
just the two human protagonists.

this is blasphemy.
okay so halloween takes place on october 31st and it's basically the best.
and i think originally it started out as some kind of festival for the dead? but nowadays it's not really as explicit.
more of an influence, really.
like you decorate with ghosts and skeletons and spooky stuff like that and go to haunted houses and watch scary movies and stuff like that.
also you carve faces into pumpkins and put a little candle inside them.
and set them on the doorstep. (there's probably some significance to this but fuck if i know what it is)
also also you dress up.
now this is the fun part.
you go around from door to door in costume, saying "trick or treat" and people will give you candy in the unspoken agreement that you not pull a prank on them in return.
(pranking is also kind of a big deal for this holiday though it's all about avoiding it, as opposed to april fool's day.)
this is typically something that kids do but fortunately we are at the age where it's still totally acceptable to do this. or to go to costume parties like adults do.
or both.
(this is a great holiday for teenagers, basically.)
but yeah, that's halloween in a nutshell: spooky stuff, costumes, and free candy.

(might not be a bad idea.)

[Yeah. Definitely long winded. Holy shit, John, tl;dr much? BIPOLAR TEXT MUCH??? Went from sad to happy in .5 seconds.]

[ TAKES A BIT LONGER BECAUSE THESE ARE GETTING LONG... ]

you might be a little longwinded...
but luckily for us i am maid of time!

[ ba dum tish? ]

i dont think you should feel like a moron about that
i mean yes
vriska is pretty horrible
i say that as someone who has made their peace with all past events and who doesnt actually want to fight her
but objectively speaking
i do not know that i could ever say she isnt after everything
even when i know it was all meant to happen and had to happen
the thing about inevibilities and requirements of the timelines is that while sometimes you have to push people to do things they wouldnt normally do
a lot of times things happen because one way or another
people choose to do things themselves?
and i never had to change the things she did
argh this isnt making sense

moving on from that point

our cultures are really different and that could account for it a little
i think also just knowing you
that you like to think the best of people
at least that is the impression i have always gotten!
and that is admirable and really likable
and vriska is very good at talking to people
at least
shes good at seeing things her way?
im not sure how to explain it

wow i am really sucking at this
basically:
it is okay to make mistakes!
that is what happens when you grow up
and also when you meet people from other universes
and while you should bear that in mind as you go on doing things in the future
you should never let one mistake define you or hold you down or worry you too much
by which i mean do not beat yourself up over it
just remember it as something that happened and something you would do differently now maybe
but dont lose yourself in could have beens or anything??

and i guess also dont let people talk you into quadrants you dont want to be in
i am surprised karkat didnt punt both vriska and rose into space if he caught wind of that
not that i advocate punting them into space??????

did that make any sense whatsoever

oh i see!
maybe we can watch it sometime

okay
john
john john john
i have an important halloween related question

(we should do it together for moral support)

oh karkat had some very choice words to say in the matter.
when he found out, which he did.
and i guess that's kind of what makes the whole thing worse?
because i was really terrible in the beginning, predictably. i had no idea what i was doing and i didn't really even have the proper feelings to back things up.
so he ended up telling me off and from that point on i really tried to pull my act together.
and i must have, because after she left?
he told me that i did a really good job. that the two of us were a good match.
that i FINALLY FUCKING GOT IT.
and i agreed. i thought i understood.
i thought she'd managed to teach me how to feel those sorts of things.

now i can't help but sit here and think i'm back at square one.
that i don't understand and i never will because humans can't fit into quadrants.
but i'm done with all that. talked into it or otherwise.
i just didn't want to break her heart twice.
ultimately, that's why i caved. because she really did have a thing for me but by the time she actually told me, it was too late.
i didn't want to turn her down twice.

but you aren't sucking at this.
you actually have a good point. several, actually.
so it does make sense, and thank you. :)
in this case it just feels like the mistake i made...was a really big one.
and it's kind of hard to come to terms with it. because what does that say about me as a person?
that it took me THAT long to catch on.
especially when i had people like karkat and dave flat out telling me from the start that i was making a mistake...

but ok what is your important halloween related question.
i will hopefully have an important halloween related answer.

(that might be for the best because...i have no idea how you would even ask something like that.)

he seems to have a way of finding things out
its kind of admirable :o

well
i think really it depends!
you know theres a story about a troll who loved beyond quadrants?
actually its not a story
its real
and ive met those involved in different incarnations though they werent together in those :o
but i think to me it sounds a little bit like human love
so
my point is i think that for some people they just dont work in quadrants like you said
and thats okay!
its still a little weird to me that the quadrants arent a thing but i think i dont mind it

well i am glad :)
i dont think it says bad things about you john
i think it says that you like to believe in people
and to believe in the best in them!
and thats actually really sweet
and i think thats probably why they call you their leader
the human team i mean

are we going to be celebrating halloween together
with a big party :o

(yeah i dont either we will learn as we go!!)

beyond quadrants?
what exactly does that mean? like all four at once or...something different entirely?

i guess...
and maybe, i don't really know.
you would have to ask one of them why they think that.
because i sure as hell never put myself up for the position.

of course! :P
we will have to see what people have planned once it gets closer to the actual date. i know jack has been working on something for quite some time now.
but even if he's not, i am sure you and i could come up with something to die for.

im not really sure actually
i think maybe it meant something different though
did anyone ever tell you about the sufferer?

its funny how you didnt
our teams are very different arent they

yes!
something to steal their breath away!

uhh...don't think so, no.
at least if they did, the name isn't ringing any bells.

yes, they are.
but that's a good thing, i think. variety is good.

something to ensure they have the time of their lives.

do you want to hear about it
its not really immediately relevant beyond that point
its basically the story of our dancestors after the scratch

it is!!
although i like how your team killed eachother less
even if not killing one another would have doomed us all to die

we will never run out of these so perhaps we should move on to brainstorming :p

sure, i am pretty much always down for storytime.
storytime is great.

yes, not killing each other was great.
we left that to jack.
because, to be honest, even if it was to god tier them, i don't think i could have killed rose, dave, or jade.

hehe, good idea.
let's see now...fun party ideas...

okay well!! :D
what level of detail do you want here
is a summary good or do you want me to pull out full storytelling stops

i would have been able to kill any of my teammates
and in fact did help with the godtiering of someone
but that was admittedly because i knew i did so
timelines
i didnt help anyone else for the same reason
knowing that it didnt happen

what sorts of party things do people normally do for halloween

whichever you want! i like details but you don't need to go full aranea on it.
like i'm okay with skipping on that level of detail.
but if you want to go that in-depth, that's fine too.

ah, i see.

[HEY LET'S TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT ISN'T KILLING. THIS TOPIC MAKES JOHN UNCOMFORTABLE.]

well...you know, to tell you the truth? i have never actually been to a halloween party.
i have gone trick-or-treating, but parties were kind of hard to have back home.
and then uh...between two years of possession, we never had a proper party here either.
but i know for a fact that you have to dress up! that part is not optional, costumes are a must.

okay let me give you the rundown on characters first
the format will be name in our (my) universe = name in our pre-scratch universe
you can figure out whose they are by the names
the signless also called the sufferer = kankri vantas
the handmaid = damara megido
the summoner = rufioh nitram
the psiioniic also called the helmsman = mitunah captor
the disciple = meulin leijon
the dolorosa = porrim maryam
neophyte redglare = latula pyrope
marquise spinneret mindfang = aranea serket
executor darkleer also called the expatriate = horuss zahhak
the grand highblood = kurloz makara
orphaner dualscar = cronus ampora
the condesce = meenah peixes

i think you might know some of the stuff about some of them and not all of them are relevant
but i figured i may as well share as long as were talking about it

i will just kinda summarize the relevant stuff and if you want to know more feel free to ask!
basically the signless was born a mutant like karkat
but unlike him he was found by a jadeblood and saved from the brooding caverns
namely the dolorosa
who raised him as a lusus would
which was you should realize very unusual!
even more strangely the signless remembered things
from before the scratch :o
so he recalled beforus
which i think you know was rather different from alternia mostly in the sense of you know violence and such
because of this and his own inclinations the signless started a revolution
of course it would ultimately fail but he started it regardless
the disciple was one of his first followers if not the first
she recorded every vision every lecture every speech
and eventually as they traveled the two became matesprits
and more

it all ended very badly of course but i think that part is interesting

[ IF YOU SAY SO JOHN... ]

what are you going to dress up as :o

i see.
so wait, why did he remember things from before the scratch?
i thought the scratch wiped everything completely clean and the whole point is that you DIDN'T remember anything.
also, how bad of an ending are we talking here?

i don't know yet.
my haunter costume doesn't fit anymore because growth spurt so i can't really use my old standby.
plus it would have been my third year wearing that in a row so uh...it was honestly probably time for a change anyway.
i will probably talk to rose and see what she wants to do.
since i picked last year, it's only fair that she gets a turn this year.

it might have had something to do with his classpect but i cant be sure! :o
he was the seer of blood after all
also we are talking the signless was tortured to death and spoke the vast expletive
the dolorosa was sold into slavery and also died
the psiioniic became the helmsman
which basically he became part of her imperial condescensions flagship
forcibly
neophyte redglare was hung
and so on and so forth

you will have to let me know!!
or wait no
it should be a surprise!!
i will have to think of something though
is it traditional to go as pokemon here

...did anybody get a happy ending?
what about the disciple? what happened to her after the signless died?

[IMPORTANT QUESTION!!! THE SUSPENSE.]

i don't know if it's traditional, persay, but it's a fairly popular thing.
and it's fun to go as a pokemon.

well
the trolls who killed the other trolls made out okay i guess
and i think the disciple got away mostly
darkleer couldn't bring himself to kill her as well

maybe i will be an omanyte

oh. well yeah, i guess technically they would, wouldn't they?
the poor disciple though, that's really kind of sad...

that would be cute, i bet. :0

we dont have a lot of happy stories :(

i think i will try that then!!
do you think they sell those
or will i need to commission it

that probably shouldn't surprise me, but still. :C

they might sell them! though you could always commission one too if you'd like.
it's hard to really say when it's still this far out form halloween.

well
i think my story is kind of happy!!
but you know that one already
i think

i am going to get started on this now though so i am prepared!

the one about how you were alive, then a ghost, then a frog, then a robot, then a fairy, and then a human pokemon trainer?
because i guess that's...sort of happy, considering you came back to life. but still kind of sucks because you were killed in the first place.
or were you talking about a different story that i'm blanking on?

hehehe, good idea. :)

i guess it does suck at the beginning
but i think its happy because i actually didnt expect the coming back to life part :D
i also didnt expect the human pokemon trainer part
that part has been a lot of fun!!

i don't think any of us really expected the coming back to life part.
i sure no i didn't!
...both times, actually. it was kind of a shock, to tell you the truth.
though so was dying.
shocks all around.
+1 to the pokemon trainer thing though i think this is quite possibly the most fun thing i have ever been.
not that i really did much changing, but you get the point.

yes i know the feeling!!
though admittedly i think our team was a little more
hm
aware of god tier
at least i knew it was a thing
i guess i didnt really give everyone else that information really
and yes i do get the point!

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