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[ That’s right, it’s time for another joint post! ...Ish. Aradia is clearly in the frame - she apparently has a pokemon filming with the gear, although which one isn’t immediately apparent - surrounded by a plethora of neatly sorted eggs. Jake is only semi-clearly in the frame, since he is apparently lying down surrounded by some eggs slightly off to the side. He is flanked by two Wigglytuff - one male, one female. The female is prodding him in the face while the male sort of just stares.

Aradia is apparently ignoring the fact that Jake fainted dead away for the time being, because there is Business to attend to and anyway he’ll be fine man. Just ignore him! Unless you, you know, can’t. ]

Hi! This is Aradia, again, and - [ ...Oh, wait, right. She veers away from introducing Jake, since he’s not exactly in a useful state right now. The Wigglytuff are now clearly debating something in the background, the female having given up her poking attempts for lost. ] - as it happens, Jake and I have rather a lot of eggs available right now! I’ll be attaching a text document for download at the end of this with the species spread and basic price points, but if you want something and can’t afford it, let us - sorry, let me know and we can absolutely work something out!

I’ve also sort of got some idea of the things they ought to be capable of, but this is our first batch, so...live and learn! Hopefully I’ll learn a lot from this. Oh, and if you’d like to place an order, just be sure to give your location, too! That’s always really -

[ Her brief explanation is interrupted by an incredibly loud slapping sound as in the background both Wigglytuff execute Wake-Up Slap on Jake.

Oh dear. ] - Tourmaline, Kunzite! [ Aaaand Aradia’s going to check on this after giving a “kill” gesture to whatever happens to be behind the camera. HONESTLY, YOU TWO.

Attached is the aforementioned EGG LIST, which has 139 eggs available. There are still lots left, and as Aradia said - price is negotiable. Now she has to go find some ice for Jake. :| ]

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Are you? I'd certainly be pleased to entertain the two of you, if you think you'll have the time to spare for it.

[Its like that murder post wasn't even a thing.]

Hey you guys got any water types I dont got yet?

[Jake is in a bit of a state of shock right now. Wake-Up Slap really does work wonders, but he's been kind of staring in horror at the wall for...pretty much all of Aradia's conversations and through the icing so lovingly provided by Dirk.

Now he's out of his shock while Robin chitters in concern at him.]

Can we not have a repeat experience of that ever again? I mean, having over 100 eggs at once....

[ Oh honestly Jake calm down. Aradia is sort of. Laughing at you. ]

Apparently breeders get more eggs than trainers, so I'm not sure it's avoidable? Besides, this is a good thing! We're learning a lot, don't you think?

[ SHRUG. ]

I'm not sure what your roster looks like, outside of a few - Water-types we have, though...Lapras, Totodile, and Kabuto!

[When Jake is more conscious and not in a state of horrified shock, he's going to rummage around through the eggs and...shoves one of the Blitzle eggs into Dirk's arms.]

I believe so! There's four of us currently, and at least three of us will be trying to go for a badge there, which might take a while. Jake seems pretty worried about that gym, anyway.

[ man they're the best friends. Aradia totally just posted this while he was fainted in the backgroud. TERRIFIC FRIENDING. ]

Of course we don't mind! Which ones did you want?

[ also don't count your eggs yet Dirk, NEXT BATCH. Next batch. You may be involved. ]

[NO THIS IS ALARMING]

Oh, indubitably. I might have preferred a gentler lesson, but it's...a lesson well learned, at least. Perhaps more control next time?

Oh, me too! I can deliver it to you in person, then, or leave it at the center for you to pick up. It should hatch in about - oh - four or five days?

Do you like working there?

[Just because he's involved doesn't mean he'll faint. They're not his own kids. In a situation like that he might faint.]

How 'bout an Eevee and one of the Riolu.

I planned all of these matches, though.

[ except like three, maybe three were out of her control.

what egg problem she doesn't have a problem ]

Uh. Thanks?

[That's kind of a weird way to give a gift.]

Oh. Well I can see why you would be trying to have people buy them then.

None of mine are old enough to have eggs yet, I think.

Ah, battling Whitney-san. Given my experience with her, I'd say he's right to be somewhat concerned.

[ Guess what, Dirk? You are now the proud owner of two eggs. Aradia is going to collect those for you, and because she likes you, she will even dig out an extra egg sling she isn't using. ]

Done and done! It'll be nice to have some wrigglers around again, for a little while.

That's an egg from Robin and Stripes.

[a beat]

You were right, I was wrong. My Emolga is female, not male.

Well, that's more that it's my job here! As near as I can tell, at least. Breeding to get the best results, then utilizing those results!

I think it depends - pokemon seem to need less time to reach maturity than trolls or humans do.

...Should I be concerned, too?

I mean, spacing out the matches? Give people a little to choose from at a time?

[Aradia he does not want to deal with over 100 eggs again he might not survive because next time it might be over 200 and then he won't know what to do.]

[ Why are you being reasonable Jake get on the crazy train!!

But no, she does look a little thoughtful. And amused. ]

That's sensible, I'll admit. Besides, we can use this as a sort of gauge for what matches are going to be most profitable, I guess!

That's certainly true!

[He's so relieved. Granted, this might not stop Aradia from going full speed ahead on the crazy train with Jake along for the ride.]

How did it go, since I was, erm, incapacitated at the time?

[ PROBABLY NOT, because the "profitable matches" still comprise MOST OF THEIR ROSTER. But maybe after she gives Jake his dividends he will see the bright light of the crazy train!

It could happen. ]

Fairly well! The Lapras and Eevee eggs sold out almost right away - but then, they have pretty low birth rates. There's a lot of interest in a variety of types other than that - I think our combined rosters are fairly...

[ how to put this ]

...overpowered in terms of offspring?

Eevee seems to be popular regardless, and Lapras is a rare Pokemon to see, right?

[He chuckles sheepishly.]

Yeah, especially considering how many moves our Pokemon know just on their own.

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