sixth bubble; video/action for Violet.

[timelymaid]

[ That’s right, it’s time for another joint post! ...Ish. Aradia is clearly in the frame - she apparently has a pokemon filming with the gear, although which one isn’t immediately apparent - surrounded by a plethora of neatly sorted eggs. Jake is only semi-clearly in the frame, since he is apparently lying down surrounded by some eggs slightly off to the side. He is flanked by two Wigglytuff - one male, one female. The female is prodding him in the face while the male sort of just stares.

Aradia is apparently ignoring the fact that Jake fainted dead away for the time being, because there is Business to attend to and anyway he’ll be fine man. Just ignore him! Unless you, you know, can’t. ]

Hi! This is Aradia, again, and - [ ...Oh, wait, right. She veers away from introducing Jake, since he’s not exactly in a useful state right now. The Wigglytuff are now clearly debating something in the background, the female having given up her poking attempts for lost. ] - as it happens, Jake and I have rather a lot of eggs available right now! I’ll be attaching a text document for download at the end of this with the species spread and basic price points, but if you want something and can’t afford it, let us - sorry, let me know and we can absolutely work something out!

I’ve also sort of got some idea of the things they ought to be capable of, but this is our first batch, so...live and learn! Hopefully I’ll learn a lot from this. Oh, and if you’d like to place an order, just be sure to give your location, too! That’s always really -

[ Her brief explanation is interrupted by an incredibly loud slapping sound as in the background both Wigglytuff execute Wake-Up Slap on Jake.

Oh dear. ] - Tourmaline, Kunzite! [ Aaaand Aradia’s going to check on this after giving a “kill” gesture to whatever happens to be behind the camera. HONESTLY, YOU TWO.

Attached is the aforementioned EGG LIST, which has 139 eggs available. There are still lots left, and as Aradia said - price is negotiable. Now she has to go find some ice for Jake. :| ]

Comments

[Video]

[alonelyworld]

[Yay, another person offering up eggs! And Ushio is in need of a Water type to add to her team.]

Could I get a Lapras egg?

[Video]

[timelymaid]

[ ALL THE EGGS. Aradia's back, having given Jake an ice pack and sympathy, and marks something down on her list - presumably that she's giving away a Lapras. ]

Of course! Name and location, please?

[video]

[wontturntostone]

...That is a remarkable number of eggs.

Is Jake alright?

[video]

[timelymaid]

He fainted as soon as he saw them all together.

[ Oh, or did she mean the double slap? ] I...think they were just trying to help, and the slap did wake him up? He's not any worse for the wear, anyway!

Well, a little bit. But I'm sure he'll be okay!

[Video]

[moveslikestrider]

Man, that's a lot. I think I'll take two off your hands. How's Jake doing back there?

[Video]

[timelymaid]

That'd be great, Dave! Which two were you looking at?

[ And she. Sort of dismissively waves at the Jake question. ] He's fine, I got him an ice pack.

[ and scolded the Wigglytuff ] I think he was just...not expecting so many eggs?

[Video]

[willrememberthis]

Can I have a Skitty, please?

[Clementine is clearly excited - it was such a joy hatching and getting to take care of her first baby animal on Christmas that she rushed through looking up the species when she saw the egg post, and how perfect that, for a couple reasons, she's been thinking about how nice it would be to get herself her very own Poke-kitten. She can afford it all on her own, too!]

[Video]

[timelymaid]

Absolutely! [ Aw, cute excited wriggler. Those are the best kind. ] Name and location, please?

[shippingmath]

[Fortunately, Dirk hasn't been completely useless. He's coming to save the day with some ice!]

He is never going to live this one down.

[timelymaid]

[ Dirk you are so useful and non-fainty. ]

We did catch it all on camera...I really hope he doesn't faint every time we get a batch.

[hoperaider]

[When Jake is more conscious and not in a state of horrified shock, he's going to rummage around through the eggs and...shoves one of the Blitzle eggs into Dirk's arms.]

video;

[usedlaserbeam]

I see you're off to a fine start on your breeding adventures, Aradia-san. Would I be correct in assuming the Bulbasaurs you have listed there are Tensai Jr.'s grandchildren?

video;

[timelymaid]

Yes!! Oh, speaking of which - I think we should be in Goldenrod in a few weeks again, if Tensai Jr. wants to see Jasper then.

[video]

[roemance]

[Its like that murder post wasn't even a thing.]

Hey you guys got any water types I dont got yet?

[video]

[timelymaid]

[ SHRUG. ]

I'm not sure what your roster looks like, outside of a few - Water-types we have, though...Lapras, Totodile, and Kabuto!

[Action]

[hoperaider]

[Jake is in a bit of a state of shock right now. Wake-Up Slap really does work wonders, but he's been kind of staring in horror at the wall for...pretty much all of Aradia's conversations and through the icing so lovingly provided by Dirk.

Now he's out of his shock while Robin chitters in concern at him.]

Can we not have a repeat experience of that ever again? I mean, having over 100 eggs at once....

[Action]

[timelymaid]

[ Oh honestly Jake calm down. Aradia is sort of. Laughing at you. ]

Apparently breeders get more eggs than trainers, so I'm not sure it's avoidable? Besides, this is a good thing! We're learning a lot, don't you think?

[video]

[togetherforever]

[Mayu knows she has an egg still waiting to hatch but she can't help but notice one of the pokemon names that seems to intrigue her in a way. She has no idea what it is though, maybe she should ask.]

I'm sorry, I'm kind of new to this place but...what kind of creature is a 'Gastly'?

[video]

[timelymaid]

It's a ghost type pokemon! Ah, and when it evolves...

[ She doesn't have a Gastly on her, but she does gesture off screen, and Indiana Jones floats into view. The Haunter cackles, because...well, he likes to cackle. ] ...It becomes a Haunter, like Indy here.

[Video]

[buckyouup]

Can't say I've ever seen that many pokey-mon eggs in one place. Must've been a whole lotta work keepin' track of 'em all.

[Video]

[timelymaid]

Well, a bit! But there are three other people travelling with me, so.

[video]

[newberktown]

[HE'S ON AN EGG-HATCHING HIGH. Eggs therefore seem like a good idea.]

Looks like you're got quite the assortment, huh? Is this really just from your two rosters?

[Because dang, that was a lot. You two were both newbies, last time he checked. Seems not everyone slacks on this whole pokemon thing.]

[video]

[timelymaid]

Yep! Although we might add in a third next time, I think...

Jake and I...rather bought a lot of eggs. And so we ended up with rather a lot of pokemon.

[usedshooshpap]

Can't believe I am using this egg voucher so soon.

[timelymaid]

You saw something you liked?

[ THIS IS EXCITING, KARKAT. ]

[audio] this was totally on time okay

[when_turks_fly]

[ Intrigued by the eggs and the opportunity to maybe purchase one for herself? Yes. Concerned about Jake? More so, especially considering he just suffered a potentially painful Wake-Up Slap. ]

Ah, is he... going to be okay?

[audio] everything is always on time here

[timelymaid]

Oh, he should be fine! He just...fainted, and they were trying to help.

[video] augh, I completely forgot about tagging this...

[eclectical]

Hi, Aradia! Could I get a Swablu egg and an Igglybuff egg?

... also, is Jake going to be okay?

[video] nbd!

[timelymaid]

Of course! I'll send them right over.

[ DISMISSIVE WAVE. ] I'm pretty certain he'll be fine! Dirk got him some ice, so...